Coulrophobia

I suffer from Coulrophobia which refers to an abnormal and persistent fear of clowns. Today I came into the office and began work as usual when out of no where CLOWNS WERE ON THE LOOSE IN THE OFFICE! They were spreading their evil good will. So of coarse I immediately began sweating and having a full blown anxiety attack. I hid in my bosses office back in the corner and made her tell me when they left and not just left the office mind you, but left the premises entirely. No one here can tell my why they were here other than to make my worst nightmares come to life because work doesn't quite suck enough. It's one thing when I go somewhere where you can expect to a clown or two (eek! Twice the terror) like a fair or something but to be happily working away and seeing clowns right in front of me was very, very traumatic. If this is some sick, twisted office moral thing then I am out of here.