Anatomy of Broken Pinkie Toe

Last night at approximately 10:30pm I suffered a dramatic and painful toe stubbing that resulted in a dislocated and broken toe. [insert gasp here] I was nonchalantly headed for the recliner when suddenly I stubbed my poor little toe on the cat's scratching post that has been in the same spot going on 3 years. I heard a crack and I saw stars, I could not believe how much it hurt. I even shed a tear or two which I did not do when I broke my elbow and had glass embedded in my thigh. Hubby wanted to take me to the hospital last night but I felt it was only temporary and did not want to be in the ER into the wee hours of Monday morning because I hurt my toe, it just seemed too stupid. I thought it would feel better in the morning. As it turned out I was very wrong because the throbbing kept me up all night and by the time I hobbled into work I was in a lot of pain and very pathetic. My new boss encouraged me to seek professional attention but I said no and that I would try and make it through the day as any good martyr would do. Then I called my Moms and relieved my tale of pain and woe and she insisted that I go to a doctor and one can not go against one's Moms so off to the walk-in clinic I went. Sure enough after some x-rays my pain was legitmized. The doctor told be that my toe was broken and dislocated. I then endured some serious pain as he pushed and pulled my toe back into place in two pieces. The doctor then "buddy taped" my pinky toe to it's unharmed neighbor and I was good to go. I walked out of the clinic with a note to get out of work for the next three days, a prescription for some righteous tylenol with codeine and doctor's orders to keep a shoe on at all times. Now my toe and it's surrounding area is turning pretty shades of purple and blue and I am flying high which is making the throbbing much easier to enjoy. In my doctor prescribed, drug-induced haze I have drawn out some sketches of exactly what happened to my little buddy. Enjoy.

(I had to post them all separately because I don't know how to post a bunch of pictures at once and I am too zooted to figure it out)